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Bill Simmons, Establishment #billsimmons #sportsfella

You Are Not The Cosmos: A Review Of Bill Simmons' <em>Book Of Basketball</em>

You Are Not The Cosmos: A Review Of Bill Simmons' Book Of Basketball #sportsguy #billsimmons

Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible.  Jamboroo, Week 10

Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10 #ballsdeep #jamboroo

The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores

The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores #deletedscenes #texasrangers

Excerpts From The Book The NBA Doesn't Want You To Read

Excerpts From The Book The NBA Doesn't Want You To Read #nba #timdonaghy

Night Of The Living Customized Jerseys

Night Of The Living Customized Jerseys #whimsy #customizedjerseys

And Now A Selection From Tim McCarver's "Great American Songbook" Remixed

And Now A Selection From Tim McCarver's "Great American Songbook" Remixed #duan #timmccarver

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  • #nfl

    No One Films The Belichick In Failure

    The NFL Films cameraman gets taken down hard by one of the Dark Lord's minions (or his camera's cable), and Bill bids him a fond farewell. (Bonus animated gif, after the jump!) More »
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • Yesterday - November 15, 2009
  • #duan

    Let's See Just How Cheap Larry Bird Is (MORE UPDATES)

    Dear Mr. Bird: Industry has fled. Our budget deficit is more than $1 billion. You are very rich. Do you really need to collect this 80 bucks we owe you? Sincerely, Indiana. More »
    06:45 PM
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #2ksports

    Leaked Survey Tips Off MLB 2K10 Cover Athlete

    A tipster taking a marketing survey was asked to judge four potential covers for next year's MLB 2K10. The Tampa Bay Rays' third baseman Evan Longoria is on all of them. [Kotaku]
    06:30 PM
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    By Owen Good
  • #nhl

    Pittsburgh Fandom Is A Very Sparkly Fandom

    Do you know what a Blingee is? I hope not, because these obscenely garish animated gifs are only used by 13-year-old girls on their Geocities pages...or by Penguins fans. [DC Sports Bog]
    05:45 PM
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #golf

    David Duval To Lose His Tour Card

    There's a familiar face missing from the leaderboard on the final day of the last PGA Tour event of the season. The problem for Duval is that he's been missing from an awful lot of PGA weekends. More »
    05:00 PM
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #nfl

    Even A Chris Simms Sighting Can't Ruin Today's Games

    Dear NFL. Sorry for making fun of the crappy games every week. I guess you heard my complaints, because every single game today was within a score at the start of the fourth quarter. More »
    04:15 PM
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #nfl

    Your Late Games Open Thread

    See all those empty seats in St. Louis? Here's a nifty article on the shady math teams use to claim sellouts and avoid TV blackouts. I guess Jacksonville is either very honest, or not good at math. [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]
    03:45 PM
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #whimsy

    Incompetent Soccer Child Is Also Adorable

    Good thing this little girl lives in America. If this were Colombia, she'd be murdered for her own goal. (And if it were China, she would have been aborted five years ago for being a girl.)
    03:15 PM
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #nfl

    Old People Fantasy Football Is Adorable

    A Massachusetts nursing home has started a fantasy football league for its residents, to give them something to do on Sundays. If their teams are anything like mine, that "something to do" is likely "wishing for death." More »
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #collegefootball

    The TD Stands for Touchdown

    The ex-CEO of TD Ameritrade wants to be a D1 football coach. I don't think any SEC coaches are willing to switch jobs with him, as being a Fortune 500 CEO would mean a pay cut for them. [Omaha World-Herald]
    02:00 PM
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #steroids

    Some Sports Test For Steroids; Others Only Care If You're Dealing

    As you ponder the musclebound freaks on your TV, take a minute to realize football has one of the best drug testing policies in sports. Is this to the credit of the NFL, or more indicative of everyone else's nonchalance? More »
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #nfl

    Your Early Games Open Thread

    Here it is, empirical proof that FOX thinks your desire to watch Brett Favre be Brett Favre trumps your desire to avoid Lions games at all cost. Also, enjoy that all-Florida crapfest, West Virginia. [The506]
    12:45 PM
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #nba

    Massachusetts Has Exactly 1500 Celtics Fans

    The Celtics license plate finally hit the magic number of orders to be produced. All it took was three years and a title to find the 1500 people necessary. More »
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #boxing

    All You Need To Know About Last Night's Fight

    From the AP story: "Cotto's wife and child, who were at ringside, left after the ninth round, unable to watch the beating any longer." Cue Pretty Boy Floyd dodging a fight in 3, 2, 1... [AP]
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #nba

    Who Says There's Nothing To Do In Oklahoma City?

    You're young, rich, one of the most talented players on the planet. If you're Kevin Durant, how do you spend your days off? Getting into slapfights, and filming them. More »
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #wakeupdeadspin

    To Be Fair, I'd Like To See How Your Team Does Without A Quarterback

    Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
    10:00 AM
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • Saturday - November 14, 2009
  • #duan

    Poon For Everybody!

    Missouri fans who made the trip to Manhattan, Kansas to watch their Tigers trash Kansas State 38-12 decided to honor the team's victory by holding up letters to spell out "POON." Although I'm a bit confused by the extraneous "O." More »
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    By Weed Against Speed
  • #stephonmarbury

    Stephon Marbury Continues To Turn Craziness Into An Art Form

    I'm no genius, but it seems to me that Marbury isn't a huge fan of Knicks coach Mike D'Antoni. In a tweet one would suspect were the rantings of a clinically insane individual, Marbury calls the coach "DPHONY." Nice. [SimonOnSports]
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  • #nba

    Timberwolves GM Wants Fans To Know He Is Aware Of How Much Team Sucks

    Mired in a nine-game slide, the Timberwolves are struggling to get acclimated to Kurt Rambis' triangle offense. Further, the team stinks. So, GM David Kahn did the only sensible thing - he wrote a letter to the team's 10 fans. More »
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    By Weed Against Speed
  • #whimsy

    This Guy Is Trying To Steal John Daly's Bit

    And no, I'm not referring to Udorn Duangdecha getting his stomach stapled and surviving solely on Diet Coke and cigarettes - check out those slacks. Crap, they're so loud that Marlee Matlin heard him trying them on. [Devil Ball Golf]
    04:40 PM
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    By Weed Against Speed
  • #openthread

    Your Late Afternoon College Football Viewing Open Thread

    It's time for the second round of games on this wonderful Saturday afternoon. There's plenty of options on the telly, with Florida at South Carolina as perhaps the most intriguing. Can you imagine how excited these girls are right now?
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    By Weed Against Speed
  • #joetorre

    Joe Torre Is Happy For The Yankees - No, Really

    Given his acrimonious exit as Yankees manager, one would suspect that Joe Torre would be a bit bitter about the Yankees winning the World Series. Nope. Not at all. In fact, he's as pleased as punch - or something. More »
    03:30 PM
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    By Weed Against Speed
  • #whimsy

    I Bet The Graphics Guy Who Cropped Indiana's Logo This Way Feels Like A Boob

    Heh. Tit. And for those of you worried about this warping our young people, it has already been changed to a less-offensive image. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make "BOOBLESS" appear on my calculator. (Thanks, reader Josh)
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    By Weed Against Speed
  • #cfl

    CFL Player Gets Stabbed After Attending KISS Concert (Updated)

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  • #ronartest

    It's Too Bad The Title 'Psycho' Was Already Taken

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  • #whimsy

    To Be Fair, Jesus Was Fiercely Anti-Merkin

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  • #openthread

    Your Early Afternoon College Football Viewing Open Thread

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  • #stickjockey

    Maybe the Greatest of All Time, but not In Its Time

    Of the major game-of-the-year awards given out each year, no sports title has ever taken top overall honors. And yet five years later, there is one still talked about in ways that year's winners are not. [Kotaku]
    12:00 PM
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    By Owen Good
  • #nfl

    Chad Ochocinco Fined Veinte Mil Dólares By Liga Nacional de Fútbol Americano

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  • #nhl

    Rick Nash Is A Fancy Boy

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  • #wakeupdeadspin

    That's Nice And All, But I Heard Jesus Hates Them

    Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
    09:40 AM
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    By Weed Against Speed
  • Friday - November 13, 2009
  • #duan

    And Now A Selection From Tim McCarver's "Great American Songbook" Remixed

    During the MLB playoffs, Fox baseball analyst extraordinaire Tim McCarver released a CD of him crooning through jaunty Cole Porter-style songs without a smidge of irony. We had grand plans for this. Some fell through, but one miraculously worked out. More »
    06:00 PM
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    By DAULERIO
  • #nhl

    Hockey Player's Attempted Murder Conviction Just A Hilarious Case Of Mistaken Identity

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  • #race

    The Louts Will Rise Again

    This swaying stereotype called Michael, apparently an Ole Miss frat creature, has some thoughts on that controversial "South will rise again" chant. It takes him precisely 10 seconds to say the magic phrase. Hint: It's not pro scientia et sapientia.
    04:30 PM
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    By Tommy Craggs
  • #whimsy

    Night Of The Living Customized Jerseys

    They're back. As long as people continue to waste money on customized sports clothing we will continue to celebrate whatever it is they're trying to accomplish. It's not a choice ... it's a lifestyle. More »
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #thingsweactuallylike

    Great Moments In Drugs: June 12, 1970

    Here, an new animated short video celebrating the day that Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Dock Ellis threw a no-hitter while blind-tripping on acid. Truly one of the greatest American drug accomplishments of the 20th century. Learn your history, kids. [James Blagden] [Gawker]
    03:07 PM
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    By Hamilton Nolan
  • #deletedscenes

    The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores

    We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More »
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    By DAULERIO
  • #nba

    LeBron James Pays Fitting Tribute To Jordan, Gives Fans New Overpriced Jersey To Buy

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  • #ballsdeep

    Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him

    It's been my experience in life that, while men are more likely to bitch about the institution of marriage, it's WOMEN who more often end up regretting getting hitched. More »
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    By Drew Magary
  • #nfl

    Please Don't Mention Eggs To Mike McCarthy. Ever.

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  • #religion

    A Grim Look At Tim Tebow's Future?

    Buried in a flimsy trend story about the, er....resurrection of "John 3:16" madness (courtesy of YouKnowWho, natch) is a more fascinating nugget about the true originator of the craze—who is serving three life terms in a California prison. More »
    11:25 AM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #collegebasketball

    Bill Self Has A Discerning Eye For Talent, Ass

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  • #scary

    Algerian Soccer Team Did Not Sign Up For This

    Check out this ridiculous footage of the Algerian bus under siege from rock-throwing Egyptian hooligans. Say....does anyone want my ticket for their World Cup qualifier this weekend? I suddenly have to be somewhere else. [Goal.com, DirtyTackle]
    10:00 AM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
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