This Koala Bear Had A Pretty Fucking Rough Month, Man. Real Rough.

This little buddy's name is Jeremy, and he's a koala that got his paws all fucked up in a brush fire earlier this month. Luckily, he was scooped up by the Australian Marine Wildlife Research & Rescue Organization, and they put his little paws in some ointment and put some bandages on him and now he's all better. » 1/30/15 5:30pm 39 minutes ago

Hey, Get A Load Of This Evil Doctor

The Washington Post has a profile today of Dr. Jack Wolfson, an Arizona cardiologist and holistic medicine, uh, doer or whatever, who's made something of a name for himself by providing a flimsy, fraudulent rime of expertish cover to the reprehensible, morally criminal anti-vaccination crowd in the U.S. It's really… » 1/30/15 3:58pm Today 3:58pm

Your Fake, Zany Craigslist Ad Is Stupid And Annoying

In 2015, the only people out there who have any real use for Craigslist are hookers and serial murderers. Personally speaking, I haven't used the site since 2009, when my wife and I bought an outdoor playhouse from a lady nearby. Turned out the playhouse had a colony of yellowjackets inside of it. Craigslist is less… » 1/30/15 3:43pm Today 3:43pm

This Paris Saint-Germain Goal Will Make You Want To Have Sex With It

Paris Saint-Germain are playing Stade Rennais right now. They're up 1-0 because they scored a goal that is pornographic in nature and should be only watched at home, in bed, with lotion close at hand, and Poliça playing softly through your computer's speakers. Here is that goal: » 1/30/15 3:37pm Today 3:37pm

44 Lies Roger Goodell Told In His Press Conference Today

  1. "It has been a season of amazing competition, challenges and real progress."
  2. "The NFL is made up of good and caring people."
  3. "We are doing more to protect our players from unnecessary risks."
  4. "Concussions were down 25%."
  5. "The quality of the game continues to improve."
  6. "Last year, technology improved…
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Meet Your Ultimate Super Bowl Snack: Nacho Cheese Doritos

Holy cow bells, what a contest! Voting was neck and neck virtually throughout the entire Finals of our Ultimate Super Bowl Snack Playoffs, with Nacho Cheese Doritos maintaining only the barest of leads. In the end, the neon orange chips stayed scrappy and took it all, with 107 more votes than tough competitor… » 1/30/15 3:12pm Today 3:12pm

J.J. Watt Has Retreated To A Cabin In The Woods To Become More Badass

Last year, Texans defensive end J.J. Watt spent his offseason crashing at his college buddy's house and basically doing nothing but working out. This year, Watt has decided that he needs to step his training up a bit, and so he's purchased a secluded cabin in the woods, where he will live and train and presumably… » 1/30/15 3:03pm Today 3:03pm

This Year's Super Bowl Teams Really Are The Best In Their Conference

Hey, here's a change. The participants in this year's Super Bowl, through the NFL's single-elimination playoff format, were actually the best in their respective conferences this year. That never happens! Except, uhm, when it happened last year. But otherwise—that almost never happens! » 1/30/15 2:44pm Today 2:44pm

$12 IR Thermometer, BOGO Birdman Tickets, and More Deals

You might not think you need a non-contact thermometer in your tool box, but they're a ton of fun to mess around with, and can come in handy for everything from cooking to home energy savings. » 1/30/15 1:15pm Today 1:15pm

Disgraceful Mick Foley Shows No Respect By Cheating in Philly Wing Bowl

Mick Foley, a former WWE wrestler who used to be adored nationwide (some say worldwide but unlikely), was disqualified from Philadelphia's Wing Bowl on Friday after stuffing uneaten wings in a fanny pack in order to increase his total. Disrespect is thy name, man who wrestled with mask on. » 1/30/15 12:47pm Today 12:47pm

Last Chanced – Get 41% Off SKEYE's Nano Drone 

As with most new technologies, drones are rapidly evolving to become smaller and lighter. The SKEYE Nano Drone, for instance, can fit in the palm of your hand, but can still pull off impressive tiny aerobatics — and Deadspin readers can grab one for just $34.99 – that's 41% off. » 1/27/15 3:53pm Tuesday 3:53pm

Watch A UCB Comedy Quarterback Fix One Of Game Day's Biggest Problems

We're days away from kickoff, can you feel it? Football fans have taken sides, New England and Seattle fans are beginning to go wild from the anticipation. Real football fans are living, breathing, dreaming the game. Your party is all planned, you've #PreGiorno'ed. You've got your tailgate going, you've inspired your… » 1/26/15 12:00pm Monday 12:00pm

Snack Smarter with NatureBox: Delicious, Wholesome Snacks Delivered

If you made a New Year's resolution, there's a good chance it involved better health in 2015. And many people will attempt a complete overhaul and end up falling flat on their face a few weeks later. Instead of overwhelming yourself with a total lifestyle change, get a free trial from NatureBox, the smarter snacking… » 1/28/15 2:43pm Wednesday 2:43pm

Get 30% Off Revogi's Bluetooth Smartbulb 

Want to set the mood right from your phone? With smartbulbs, you can control colors, brightness, or even set times to power on/off. Many smartbulbs cost upwards of $80 or $100, but Deadspin readers can get 30% off Revogi's bluetooth-controlled Smartbulb, so it's just $34.99 + Free Shipping. » 1/29/15 4:01pm Yesterday 4:01pm