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LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR!  Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo

LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo #ballsdeep #jamboroo

Decade Retrospective: 2001

Decade Retrospective: 2001 #decadium #deadspindecadium

Sissies, Drunk Yoga And The Last Pure Football Game: A Dispatch From Harvard-Yale

Sissies, Drunk Yoga And The Last Pure Football Game: A Dispatch From Harvard-Yale #harvardyale #thegame

The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories

The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories #conspiracytheories #jimmyclausen

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Meanness

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Meanness #sadwhimsy #highschoolreunions

The One With Jay Mariotti "Napping"

The One With Jay Mariotti "Napping" #deletedscenes #jaymariotti

Excerpts From The Book The NBA Doesn't Want You To Read

Excerpts From The Book The NBA Doesn't Want You To Read #nba #timdonaghy

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  • Yesterday - November 26, 2009
  • #ballsdeep

    LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo

    Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. More »
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    By Drew Magary
  • Wednesday - November 25, 2009
  • #duan

    Tiger Woods Rumored To Be Getting His Becky On, Internet Declares.

    The National Enquirer has been tailing a 34-year-old NYC woman whom they claim is having a dirty affair with Eldrick. They even have pictures of her in Australia checking into the same hotel as him. Brilliant MediaTakeout commenters respond accordingly. More »
    05:00 PM
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    By DAULERIO
  • #nfl

    Heads Roll At NFL's Concussion Committee

    Ira Casson and David Viano, co-chairmen of the NFL's brain-injury committee and spiritual heirs to the quacks who cooked medical studies for Big Tobacco, have resigned. In response, NFL retirees forgot what they were going to say. [NYT]
    03:30 PM
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    By Tommy Craggs
  • #dui

    How A Parent-Coach Dispute Turned Into DUI Charge For Rick Adelman's Son

    Rick Adelman's son David is on trial for DUI, but the proceedings have revealed that the incident was the result of a sting set up by the father of one of his players. Wasn't this an episode of Hang Time? More »
    02:50 PM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #notafraidtobeservicey

    An Angry Message For The Sports Fella, From The Star Of TV's Brooklyn Bridge

    Not long ago, Knicks fan Danny Lanzetta, the child lead in one of those pleasant 1990s-era CBS shows, sent Bill Simmons an e-mail debunking his Ewing Theory. Simmons ignored him. So Danny did the next best thing: He e-mailed us. More »
    02:15 PM
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    By Tommy Craggs
  •  
  • #advertisment

    Vote for Deadspin as the Blog of the Decade

    AdWeek is rounding up votes to see which publishing and advertising players will be dubbed "Best of the 2000s." In the running for Blog of the Decade, are four Gawker Media sites, including this very one! Click here to vote for Deadspin!
    01:59 PM
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  • #sadwhimsy

    A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Meanness

    While most Americans will be knee-capping each other at Wal-Mart on Friday, we'll roll out our other stories. But I just had to run this one from "Jon," a reader whose Charlie Brown-like tale of reunion woe is truly spectacular. More »
    01:30 PM
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    By DAULERIO
  • #nba

    Tim Donaghy's Gambling Buddy Would Like To Imply A Few Things

    Bryant Gumbel's "Real Sports" caught up with Jimmy Battista, the recovering drug/gambling addict who bankrolled Tim Donaghy's awesome NBA bets and went to jail for it. He now has a few sinister insinuations he'd like to get off his chest. More »
    01:15 PM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #nfl

    Illicit High-Five Is Apparently A Thing Now

    The NFL actually had to release a statement explaining that what happened between referee Jerome Boger and Vince Young on Monday was not technically a high five. You say "tomato," I say "terrorist palm slap." [Houston Chronicle, PFT]
    01:00 PM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #mediameltdowns

    Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar

    Even though our good friend and dance partner, Jason Whitlock, is annoyed that Deadspin is "baiting its readers to stalk Mariotti," it would be more criminal to waste this picture of Jay's big night at Blue Frog we referenced yesterday. More »
    12:00 PM
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    By DAULERIO
  • #collegefootball

    In Amazing Coincidence, Two Michigan State Players Kicked Off Team

    Junior Roderick Jenrette and sophomore Glenn Winston were dismissed from Michigan State's football team two days after unidentified football players were accused of beating up frat boys in a residence hall. Gee, you think it might be the same guys? More »
    11:30 AM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #harvardyale

    Sissies, Drunk Yoga And The Last Pure Football Game: A Dispatch From Harvard-Yale

    Deadspin correspondent Craig Fehrman went to the 126th edition of Harvard-Yale, where he confronted both the overwrought mythology of The Game and the overexposure of at least one penis. More »
    11:00 AM
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    By Craig Fehrman
  • #decadium

    Decade Retrospective: 2001

    We continue our year-by-year look back at the decade with the year 2001, back when people wore fedoras and smoked in the office, back when Jimmy Carter was President of the United States. Simple times. More »
    10:30 AM
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    By Will Leitch
  • #collegefootball

    Cold-Cocked Clausen Coddled By QB Coaches

    A couple of minor updates to the Clausen Affair. He's wearing a black visor (usually not allowed at Notre Dame) during practice and the AD says, "He just got coldcocked by somebody, and we're very disturbed by that." [ESPN]
    10:00 AM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #lastnightswinner

    Last Night's Winner: Guys Who Like Playing Time

    In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the six Golden State Warriors, who beat Dallas with no help from their teammates or head coach. Sort of like a regular Warriors game. More »
    09:30 AM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #wakeupdeadspin

    The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life

    Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
    06:30 AM
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #sad

    Ex-Knick Finds Out That Crack Can Kill

    Dean Meminger is in critical condition after a fire that investigators say was caused by a crack pipe. Several recently-used crack pipes were found in Meminger's apartment. Ruh-roh. More »
    02:00 AM
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #soccer

    This Policy Would Bankrupt The Adams Division

    After a shameful 9-1 thumping at Tottenham, Wigan's players will personally reimburse fans for their tickets. However, the trip from Greater Manchester to London was the first time Latics supporters experienced culture, and as such won't be refunded. [Wigan Athletic]
    12:30 AM
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • Tuesday - November 24, 2009
  • #collegefootball

    PETA And Skynet Team Up To Take On U Of Georgia

    Because nothing even remotely animal-related can happen without PETA getting involved, the animal rights organization is recommending that the recently deceased Uga VII be replaced with an animatronic bulldog. And this is how the robot war begins... More »
    11:00 PM
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #whimsy

    Baby Tressel Is A Sharp Dresser

    Concerned reader Robert is worried that regular Mangino won't be with us much longer, so his baby form will go wanting. So he presents the world with Baby Tressel. Thoughts?
    09:30 PM
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #football

    Monster 6-Year-Old Lays Opponents The F**k Out

    There's always one football player who's bigger and faster than everyone else. In preps, it's infuriating. In college, it's awe-inspiring. But in Pop Warner football, it's hilarious and makes you revel in tiny children getting wrecked. [With Leather]
    08:00 PM
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #duan

    The Haughty Drunken Excess That Is Harvard-Yale In Pictures

    Each year during "The Game" (which most tailgaters do not even pay attention to) the blue bloods invade the yard and show off their finest Ivy League elbow-bending techniques. It's like a beer-sopped L.L. Bean catalog come to life. More »
    06:00 PM
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    By DAULERIO
  • #collegefootball

    Spartans Get Early Jump On Off-Season Distractions

    Several Michigan State football players may have participated in a ski-mask wearing, face-punching group attack on a campus residence hall. I only have one question: Does this count against involuntary practice limits? [The State News]
    05:00 PM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #ballsdeep

    Deadspin Readers Are Watching You Bone

    Time for your Deadspin Open Mailbag Tuesday. Email us here or submit your questions via Twitter. This week, we're covering peeping toms, volume fights, virgin toilets, and more. More »
    04:35 PM
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    By Drew Magary
  • #mediameltdowns

    Lacrosse Players Accused Of Terrible Things, Media Braces For Impact

    Three Sacred Heart University lacrosse players have been charged with "conspiracy to commit sexual assault" on a female student in their dorm. Less surprising is that coverage of this story is already turning into a potential quagmire of hyperbolic accusations. More »
    03:50 PM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #sad

    Boxer's Death Creates Life For Others

    Fighter Francisco "Paco" Rodriguez died from a brain injury suffered during a 10-round match last Friday, but his donated organs saved the lives of eight people, including his own uncle, who was on the waiting list for a kidney transplant. More »
    03:00 PM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #mlb2k10

    Tampa Bay's Longoria is — Officially — MLB 2K10's Cover Man

    2K Sports announced today that it's chosen Evan Longoria, the All-Star third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays, for the cover of MLB 2K10, and will put six designs up to a vote of fans of the series. [Kotaku]
    03:00 PM
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    By Owen Good
  • #conspiracytheories

    The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories

    The internet has graciously offered up several different explanations of what really happened at CJ's Pub last Saturday night. At this point, they are all equally plausible/ludicrous, but we present these unvarnished tales so that you might pass impartial judgment. More »
    02:15 PM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #mediameltdowns

    Jay Mariotti: Lurking Tormentor Of The Chicago Bar Scene

    Mariotti's omnipresence on the Chicago bar scene — and recent photos confirming it — have opened the floodgates from numerous other Chicagoans(ites) who've had unfortunate run-ins with him. A few samplings of the (alleged) Mariotti interactions. More »
    01:30 PM
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    By DAULERIO
  • #thelword

    Hot Shots: Basketball Team Photos Raise Questions Of Homophobia

    The picture at left is taken from the website for Florida State University's women's basketball team. While it looks seems inocuous enough, these glam shots have sparked a debate about the persistent problem of homophobia in women's sports. [Jezebel]
    12:20 PM
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    By Intern Katy
  • #nfl

    Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?

    A 30-year-old Philadelphia man, who lawyers say is mentally disabled, has pleaded guilty to sending threatening email messages to Tom Coughlin. Or are they just naturally assuming that any blackmailer who would choose Coughlin as his target must be deranged? More »
    11:40 AM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #nfl

    Man Dating Woman Made Famous For Anti-Homo Pageant Speech/Sex Tape Will Start For Rams

    Kyle Boller. You remember him. He was Joe Flacco before it was fashionable to be Joe Flacco. Now, Boller will most likely start in place of the broken-legged Marc Bulger. [Sky Sports/Photo: Radar]
    10:40 AM
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    By DAULERIO
  • #trackandfield

    Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis

    Germany has finally recognized the national high jump record that was taken away from Margaret Bergmann Lambert in 1936 because she was Jewish. Oh, and sorry about the whole "trying to wipe out your entire race" thing, too. [NYPost]
    10:35 AM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #collegefootball

    Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend

    All Jimmy Clausen wanted to do was enjoy a nice post-game meal with his family and teammates, but an angry Notre Dame fan had to go and remind the QB that he lost to Connecticut....by punching him in the face. More »
    09:45 AM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #lastnightswinner

    Last Night's Winner: Referee Jerome Boger

    In sports, everyone is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like NFL referee Jerome Boger, who must have had something riding on last night's game. Nobody likes Vince Young that much. More »
    09:00 AM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • Monday - November 23, 2009
  • #duan

    And Down Go Some More Yalies

    This unfortunate individual was given the perp-walk treatment during the snooty drunkfest known as Yale/Harvard this past Saturday. I'm sure there are far more entertaining photos (like this!) available from this event, so please send them along. More »
    06:00 PM
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    By DAULERIO
  • #ballsdeep

    A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Coach Will Watch You Shower Now

    Welcome to Asshole Coach Digest, where we regale you Deadspin folk with stories of the meanest, cruelest, most batshit insane coaches you ever had. Email me your asshole coach story here. Off we go. More »
    05:15 PM
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    By Drew Magary
  • #collegefootball

    Yale Football Coach Out-Crazies Bill Belichick

    Since our nation wasted approximately 82 million man-hours of productivity last week arguing about that stupid fourth-and-two, it's a bit surprising that we the people aren't more enraged by Yale's Tom Williams for raising the stakes for bonehead coaches everywhere. More »
    04:30 PM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #notredame

    Showing The Human Side Of Charlie Weis The Week Before He Most Likely Gets Canned

    AOL Fanhouse writer John Walters has a pretty incredible, candid glimpse of Charlie Weis, in the early morning hours after the Fighting Irish lost to UCONN, where the embattled head coach basically admits that his South Bend days are over. More »
    03:45 PM
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    By DAULERIO
  • #collegefootball

    Ole Miss KKK Protest Goes Swimmingly

    "Swimmingly" means "completely embarrassing for white power morons," correct? Then yes, it went "swimmingly." The KKK's hour-long protest against tolerance and common sense lasted about 10 minutes before the hooded wonders were booed off Mississippi's campus. More »
    03:00 PM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • #announcements

    Black Friday Request: High School Reunion Horror Stories

    So as most of you may know, this is shortened week for most Americans so we can all solemnly commemorate the death of turkeys and indigenous people at the hands of white men wearing buckles on their hats. More »
    02:30 PM
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    By DAULERIO
  • #mlb

    Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP

    Indignant nerds may stand down. Your numerically eviscerating PowerPoint presentation about Derek Jeter's faults is both lovely and precise, but will not be needed this year. (Only an idiotic first-place vote for Miguel Cabrera kept it from being unanimous.) [MPR]
    02:15 PM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
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