#collegebasketball Click here to read Courtney Coxian Women Confront Snapping-Turtle Problem: Houston-Maryland Open Thread

Courtney Coxian Women Confront Snapping-Turtle Problem: Houston-Maryland Open Thread

Before Greivis Vasquez can take his "poor man's Manu Ginobili" routine to the next round, he'll have to lance the proverbial boil that is Aubrey Coleman and the Houston Cougars. Make a sweat pun whenever Gary Williams is on screen.
10:00 PM
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By David Matthews
#collegebasketball Click here to read Pitino-Backed Red Birds Attempt To Screw Bears On Restaurant Table, So To Speak: Lousiville-Cal Open Thread

Pitino-Backed Red Birds Attempt To Screw Bears On Restaurant Table, So To Speak: Lousiville-Cal Open Thread

You were expecting a different picture, weren't you? Louisville had an off-year, and so did the Pac-10; there might as well be two pictures to keep you engaged. Say "Samardo Samuels" thrice into a mirror and comment the results.
09:45 PM
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By David Matthews
#collegebasketball Click here to read Argentine Outlaws Clash With Malodorous Nuts: UC Santa Barbara-Ohio State Open Thread

Argentine Outlaws Clash With Malodorous Nuts: UC Santa Barbara-Ohio State Open Thread

Can Orlando Johnson do an Evan Turner Impression and bounce the Buckeyes? Not if Thad's boys can help it. (Expect them to help it.) Michigan fans: say how much OSU sucks. OSU fans: hang out and continue ignoring Michigan fans.
09:35 PM
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By David Matthews
#collegebasketball Click here to read Medium-Sized Kitties Paw At Overly Tanned New Yorkers: Vermont-Syracuse Open Thread

Medium-Sized Kitties Paw At Overly Tanned New Yorkers: Vermont-Syracuse Open Thread

This is not going to be a repeat of the 2005 game between these teams since 'Cuse is actually good this year. The town of Syracuse is responsible for this, though, so chug some maple syrup and comment it up.
09:30 PM
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By David Matthews
#collegebasketball Click here to read Shining Kings Of The Serengeti Beset By Cerulean Satans: Arkansas Pine Bluff-Duke Open Thread

Shining Kings Of The Serengeti Beset By Cerulean Satans: Arkansas Pine Bluff-Duke Open Thread

Duke's better this year than it's been in a while; expect the Blue Devils to crack 120 in this game. Look for floor-slaps galore by the scrubs who get into the game with about seven minutes to play.
07:25 PM
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By David Matthews
#collegebasketball Click here to read Food Producers Meet Greeks, Make Orzo Together: New Mexico State-Michigan State Open Thread

Food Producers Meet Greeks, Make Orzo Together: New Mexico State-Michigan State Open Thread

Having Kalin Lucas, Raymar Morgan and Tom Izzo means MSU is a threat to make a run. Jahmar Young and Jonathon Gibson are pretty sick themselves. Lunardi says NMSU's just happy to be there. Can they prove him wrong?
07:20 PM
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By David Matthews
#collegebasketball Click here to read Cattle Rustlers Wearing Flashy Coats: Georgia Tech-Oklahoma State Open Thread

Cattle Rustlers Wearing Flashy Coats: Georgia Tech-Oklahoma State Open Thread

Oklahoma State has a 1-2 punch in James Anderson and Obi Muonelo, but the team's undersized. Georgia Tech's Derrick Favors and Gani Lawal are said to be "bruisers." They should get that checked out by a doctor.
07:15 PM
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By David Matthews
#collegebasketball

Andrew Jackson's Least Favorite Team Vs. Everyone Else's: Florida State-Gonzaga

Click here to read Andrew Jackson's Least Favorite Team Vs. Everyone Else's: Florida State-Gonzaga
The days of Casey Calvary and Matt Santangelo are gone; Gonzaga has become a West Coast Duke. Solomon Alabi has the name of an extra from Angel Heart but is also a defensive force. Will we see Matt Bouldin cry?
07:10 PM
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By David Matthews
#duan Click here to read Jimmer Fredette Is Amazing, According To His Brother's Rap Song

Jimmer Fredette Is Amazing, According To His Brother's Rap Song

In a jam that is straight slathered in metaphors, T.J. Fredette, brother of BYU's Szczerbiak 2.0, spits fire like ... the first Mormon rapper I've ever heard. Have fun with this. More »
06:00 PM
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By David Matthews
#tigerwoods Click here to read The Best Thing You'll Read About Tiger's Sexting

The Best Thing You'll Read About Tiger's Sexting

What could Joslyn James have written to elicit Tiger's, "Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own"? Perhaps: "My screenplay really isn't coming together. Need some dialogue for the enraged donkey-owning farmer." [Slate]
05:40 PM
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By Tommy Craggs
#whimsy Click here to read Gus Johnson Calls Your Life

Gus Johnson Calls Your Life

Introducing the Gus Johnson soundboard. I give it less than a day before America is having sex to "rise and fire." [Best Thing Ever]
05:00 PM
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By Barry Petchesky
#collegebasketball Click here to read A Bounty Of Aggies! Utah State-Texas A&M Open Thread

A Bounty Of Aggies! Utah State-Texas A&M Open Thread

In the marquee matchup of teams with the same name, the Mormon Aggies look for their first tourney win since 2001, and the ten-gallon Aggies try to advance to the second round for the sixth year in a row.
04:45 PM
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By David Matthews
#collegefootball Click here to read Fighter Jet Flyover Threatens, Thrills Thousands

Fighter Jet Flyover Threatens, Thrills Thousands

Two Navy fighter pilots were grounded after buzzing a Georgia Tech game at the decidedly unsafe altitude of just a few hundred feet. More »
04:30 PM
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By Barry Petchesky
#tips Click here to read Sick Of Ashley Judd And/Or The John Wall Dance Yet? A Weekly Roundup From The Tips Forum

Sick Of Ashley Judd And/Or The John Wall Dance Yet? A Weekly Roundup From The Tips Forum

We get many fantastic tips in our inbox and from the #tips forum. Some are not so great. These are some of those #tips we specifically overlooked or ignored. All apologies. More »
04:00 PM
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By Barry Petchesky
#knowyourbody Click here to read The Science Behind Your Special Stink Bombs

The Science Behind Your Special Stink Bombs

As part of Vice's ongoing commitment to service journalism, they've published an interview with a proctologist to discuss what, exactly "makes a fart." Considering our own fascination with the nuances of the gastrointestinal system, this obviously got our attention. [Jezebel]
03:40 PM
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By Jessica
#marchmadness Click here to read March Madness, Day 2: Cake Vs. Pie Showdown Continues!

March Madness, Day 2: Cake Vs. Pie Showdown Continues!

Our ultimate Pie vs. Cake tournament is off and running! No big upsets just yet, but today's competitors will turn up the heat. Place your bets now. [Jezebel]
03:00 PM
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By Jessica
#collegebasketball

Yippy Dog Vs. Weasel: Wofford-Wisconsin Open Thread (RUH-ROH ALERT)

Click here to read Yippy Dog Vs. Weasel: Wofford-Wisconsin Open Thread (RUH-ROH ALERT)
The appropriately named Wofford Terriers are undersized and making their tournament debut, but they are incessant. Wisconsin is better than everyone thinks. Treasure of the Sierra Madre jokes? We don't need no stinkin' Treasure of the Sierra Madre jokes. More »
03:00 PM
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By David Matthews
#contest Click here to read Reminder: Send In Your Photos of Ugly Americans from St. Pat's

Reminder: Send In Your Photos of Ugly Americans from St. Pat's

You saw them: Dudes in Erin Go Bragh berets slipping in green sick and Sexy Leprechauns flashing their bloomers and otherwise atop a shamrock float. Share your photos of the ugliest messes you encountered on St. Pat's and you could win big! More »
02:59 PM
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#collegebasketball Click here to read Geographically Confused Bears Vs. The Jungle Cats Of The Monongahela: Oakland-Pittsburgh Open Thread

Geographically Confused Bears Vs. The Jungle Cats Of The Monongahela: Oakland-Pittsburgh Open Thread

Oakland got beaten by a lot of highly regarded teams this year; did that make them stronger? Is Pitt legit or playing above their heads? Why is a Michigan school so California-centric?
02:45 PM
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By David Matthews
#collegebasketball

Tigers Aplenty! Missouri-Clemson Open Thread (CLOSE GAME WATCH)

Click here to read Tigers Aplenty! Missouri-Clemson Open Thread (CLOSE GAME WATCH)
Both of these teams love to play fast and loose, and Clemson's Trevor Booker might be the best player on the court. However, the Big 12 was better this year and Mizzou is very well-rounded. Tigers by five. More »
02:35 PM
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By David Matthews
#collegebasketball Click here to read Canonized Tuscans Want To Play A Jesus Lizard Single: Siena-Purdue Open Thread

Canonized Tuscans Want To Play A Jesus Lizard Single: Siena-Purdue Open Thread

Four players averaging double figures, a coach named Fran, and they beat Ohio State last year — Siena's good. Purdue's missing Robbie Hummel, but Chris Kramer has the gumption to become a hated March Madness figure. Don't sleep on them.
02:30 PM
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By David Matthews
#leaks

Kornheiser-Armstrong Feud Forces Clear Channel To Ban Cycling Talk

Click here to read Kornheiser-Armstrong Feud Forces Clear Channel To Ban Cycling Talk
America is a house divided thanks to Tony Kornheiser and Lance Armstrong's "car vs. bike" stand off, but thankfully radio executives have issued strict orders for everyone on their air to shut the hell up about it. More »
02:25 PM
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