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    Take A Tour Of Pacman's Crib

    Now that he's headed for the bright, shining silver star of Dallas, Adam "Pacman" Jones no longer needs his digs in Tennesse. For just $1.8 million, you can move into 4282 N Chapel Rd in Franklin, and call this spacious, stripper-friendly abode your own. More »
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    Welcome Back, Pacman; We Await The Rain You Shall Make

    So, now that Pacman Jones has joined the Dallas Cowboys, we ask: How will he deal with the changing rules for Dallas-area strip clubs? More »
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    It's Raining In Dallas...Pacman's A Cowboy

    Ed Werder just called from the ESPN Mort phone into Sports Center and said that the Cowboys have worked out a deal to bring Adam "Pacman" Jones to Big D. The Titans have agreed "in principle" to a trade, so we're assuming that means that the components of the deal have yet to be finalized. More »
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    Pac Man Jones Played By Bad Party Planners

    We reported earlier that the attached poster involved a party that Pac Man Jones was hosting. This was not, in fact, true. The club itself has even apologized, in an email to Pro Football Talk: More »
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    Prepare Thyself For ... Pac Man Jones Strip Club News

    OK, now we hope you are sitting down. Take a drink of water. Relax. Deep breaths. OK. Are you ready? Are you really ready? Because you're gonna need some time to digest this one: Pac Man Jones is in trouble with the law again. More »
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    SHOTY Final Four: Kige Ramsey Vs. Pac Man Jones

    This is it, folks: We're at the Final Four. Look out: There's Billy Packer! Bah! Grrr! More »
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    Comment by StartingAces: Kige got too meta/self referential for me to not vote for him. more » | Other threads

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    SHOTY Elite Eight: Pac Man Jones Vs. Sean Salisbury

    As we eye that looming upset, we look at our final Elite Eight matchup. More »
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    Comment by Tuffy: Will, are you working on Casimir Pulaski Day? I'm building my 2008 calendar. more » | Other threads

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    SHOTY First Round: Pac Man Jones Vs. Norby!

    Every single SHOTY first-round matchup has been a blowout. We are not sure this will be any different; the Deadspin Planet is of one mind these days. More »
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    Comment by VICK killed BARBARO: Canadian Imposter, +1 for accurately paraphrasing a Lil' Wayne mixtape verse. And Kellz destroys the remix. more » | Other threads

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    Deadspin HOF Nominee: Pac Man Jones

    It is easy to forget, in this new day of Ron Mexico and dogfighting, that Pac Man Jones was once the poster boy for All That Is Wrong With Humanity. It seems so silly now, doesn't it? Man, the guy just wants to rassle professionally. Is that so wrong? More »
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    Comment by Frank Beamers Goiter: I do know this...he throws a kick-ass birthday party. more » | Other threads

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    Pacman's Job For The Next Year

    You're Pacman Jones. You can't play in the NFL for a year because "The Man" has suspended you. You can't participate in TNA Wrestling because your former team served you with a restraining order pretty much preventing you from doing anything that would cause a scratch on your finger. What is a boy to do with all this free time on his hands? That's right: Make a rap album. More »
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    Comment by Jay-C: With wrestling and rapping, he's practically got the same resume as Kevin Federline... more » | Other threads

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    Titans To Pacman: You Shant Pretend Wrestle

    When we last left our intrepid yet suspended NFL hero, which was yesterday, we were speculating the possibility of wrestlers exacting revenge on Pacman Jones for what one of Jones' lackeys did to a strip club bouncer-slash-wrestling hopeful. So either the Tennessee Titans are afraid something might happen to him during these rasslin' matches, or they just don't want Jones to earn any sort of paycheck this year. More »
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    Comment by GeezDatsAnnoying: Did anyone else think it was odd the judge's name in this case was the Honorable Robert E. Lee Davies?... more » | Other threads

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    Pac Man Jones Finds A League That Wants Him

    It is a relief to know that, while he's serving his full-season suspension from the NFL this season — for, we repeat, charges he's yet to actually be arrested for — Pac Man Jones will be keeping himself busy. More »
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    Comment by Scout: I hope someone remembers to tell this guy that pro wrestling is scripted and choreographed entertainment. more » | Other threads

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    Pacman Jones Murders Pacman Jones' Dreadlocks

    It always seems like the hair is the first casualty in the cleansing of one's image. Pacman Jones, seen there to your right, has not only washed the stripper glitter off of his face, but he's shorn his traditional dreadlocks. His agent says he was going for a more clean-cut, less dangerous image ... sort of like Chris Henry. Or maybe he just didn't want to have long hair when he goes into the joint. That could excite certain inmates. More »
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    Comment by Trackback: Over the next four days, Palm Beach Gardens, Florida will be inundated with 255 large men brimming with glee and... more » | Other threads

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    Your Complete Guide To All NFL Player Arrests

    Tomorrow, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell will hear the appeal of Pacman Jones, who wants to have his yearlong suspension reduced. As part of his appeal, the law firm of Greenberg Taurig has compiled a 28-page document stating his case — as originally published on The Tennessean's Web site — and it is a doozy, to say the least. More »
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    Comment by Trackback: Happy Mother's Day! Up until this year, I have only experienced Mother's Day as a son of a mom and... more » | Other threads

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    Pac Man Would Like His Job Again Please

    For all the big apology full-page newspaper ads he has placed, Pac Man Jones isn't quite ready to give up the ghost just yet: He's appealing his year-long suspension to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. More »
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    Comment by Emppu: @FouledOut: The NFLPA has countersued. more » | Other threads

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    Pacman, Mario Both Deeply Apologize, Sort Of

    It's a morning of apologies around the world of the NFL. First off, our main man Pac Man Jones took out a full page ad in The Tennessean saying, you know, sorry about that whole suspension thing. More »
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    Comment by PenskeMaterial: @Emppu (FKA GoaP): Late 90s Offspring reference. Nice. more » | Other threads

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    Can Pacman Jones Please Pick Up His 7-10 Split In Peace?

    With "wrong place, wrong time" becoming less of a clich and more of a way of life, Pacman Jones is in the news again. A knife-wielding man went after Pac in a bowling alley last night, threatening to beat him up and slice a few holes in him. Jeff Fisher is not a suspect. More »
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    Comment by Smashville: On the bright side, it's the most excitement the Franklin Police have gotten since that day the mail was late... more » | Other threads

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    NFL General Managers Make It Rain

    The first twenty-four hours of the NFL's free agency period have come and gone. There was a flurry of activity last evening ... let's get ourselves caught up. More »
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: @Rodeo Queen: Honkytonk Badonkadonk, lol. more » | Other threads

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    Drug Dealers Are Terrible Character Witnesses

    Time for a Pacman Jones update, because now that all the newspapers are finally catching up on the story of his weekend in Vegas, we figured we should help keep them updated. (With a local TV news, of course.) Turns out, one of Pacman's buddies is a drug dealer in Tennessee, and he was taped recently with some choice thing to say about the decisions Pacman has been making lately. More »
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    Comment by DD4Life: Can Pacman surpass Clarett without use of a hatchett? more » | Other threads

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    I Agree Completely, He Really Shouldn't Have Made It Rain

    I hope that one more post doesn't overdo it on the Pacman Jones story, but I did particularly enjoy this report from WSMV in Nashville. One line in particular really does tell you all you need to know. "He shouldn't have made it rain, then." Yes. More »
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    Comment by Rodeo Queen: Mr. Adams is known as Punkman by most Titans fans. And that's the way it should stay. I personally have no... more » | Other threads

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    Pacman Jones Doesn't Like To Make It Rain

    Time for your Pacman Jones update ... and it's a fun one. Everybody's favorite bouncer biter is in even more trouble today, as the search warrant for him has been made public. All kinds of doozies in here: More »
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    Comment by Trackback: So it appears that I predicted the future on Friday when I joked that Florida men’s basketball coach Billy Donovan... more » | Other threads

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    Ghosts Closing In On Pacman Jones

    So our pal Pacman Jones is still having some trouble with that whole strip club shooting in Las Vegas over the weekend. In fact, he appears to be smack in the middle of everything. More »
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    Comment by I am Will's smirking revenge: @BrownSugarTits: I avoid getting into terms like that. It seems like in today's culture there is a racial element implied... more » | Other threads

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    The Pac-Man Jones/George Jones Collaboration

    Some kind of incident involving an all-terrain vehicle, Pac-Man Jones, and his neighbor, country music legend George Jones, has forged a friendship between Pac-Man and George (no relation). I expect them to release an album together very soon. More »
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    Comment by Chief Illiniwek: However George Jones was voted most likely to get drunk and hit a bridge about 2 miles from his home... more » | Other threads