Comment by BruschisBrewsky: These people are all screwed when the Donte Stallworth protester arrives on the scene. 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by The S.P.O.R.T.S. Cam: Celebrity bi-racial death match: Hines Ward vs. Derek Jeter, who wins? 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Starburied: Hopefully the "Obama 44" jersey outsells the "Lincoln 86" jersey that the Carolina Panthers still sell. 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Im a people person. Who drinks.: Carrick Najeh? Really? 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by CitizenStrange: Pittsburgh is like a four hour drive from D.C. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by 'Topes Lose!: I guess James didn't receive the email explaining how there is a KFC on the White House lawn now. I'm... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by BruschisBrewsky: The only thing sadder is Drew Carey's hyena laugh, like he's never heard a "69" joke before. 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Blast it, Biggs: ok, someone add a series of crackback plays into the "instant karma" montage near the end of Requiem for a... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Convict78: "I played for 7 years in the NFL and took a shit in just one hamper, and guess what people... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by bigredgambler: Now that Rooney has some political clout with his new post and ties to Obama, can Steely McBeam run S.H.I.E.L.D... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Now it makes sense...a drunk Reed, dancing with girls and taking shots...stops to get a gas station condom, has no... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Paul Amarelio: Honest question to Deadspin editors: although you are chained to the computer most of the day, how much time do... 10 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Steve U: The man is a sentient football-coaching robot Worse, he's not the only copy of his model that made the trip to... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by DumpsterDining: Can we disemvowel the first person with a "Santonio has a big cock" joke? 11 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Yostal: Can I just ask a dumb question: In my twelve years as an income earner, I have never failed to pay... 17 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Enthused_But_Fired: Yeah man, but have you ever ridden Space Mountain... on weed? 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman): To be fair, their original idea, "The Steelers Make Me Wanna Shout" was already taken. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Doyle McPoyle: The no nunchucks rule was put into place after "a real party dude" got a little out of hand last... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by supermike5alive: reallydoe, the quality of play these days in the NFL is similar to the quality of poopie. at the end of... 10 Responses | Other threads

Comment by FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: As someone else indicated in an earlier thread...good game, with some great moments. Too many flags and questionable ref... 8 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Roto_Tudor: I thought we had an agreement about keeping Guy Fieri off of my Deadspin? This will not stand! 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Mike_Oxenfudge: I thought the biggest Bullet in history was Manute Bol. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Meanwhile, Rocky the squirrel is having the damnedest time picking between almonds and cashews at the Nuts 4 Nuts stand. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by TheStarterWife: They're well on their way to reaching the musical heights of other successful Pittsburgh rock acts The Clarks, Rusted Root,... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Blast it, Biggs: Her bikini has a first name. It's NSFW. 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by wonderlic---myballs: Every schmo and their brother is laying the points right now. Line hasn't moved. Interesting side note: Brandon Lang, the biggest... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Tully Blanchard Enterprises: the corpse of Pat Tillman as himself /too soon 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by David Hume: Can you taste all the irony and coincidence and bad blood!? First and last time I went down with the lights... 9 Responses | Other threads

Comment by formerly Chief Wahoo: Okay, Pittsburgh, I rooted for you last night for the first time in my life for obvious reasons. Now that... 33 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Quake 'n' Shake: Best comment I heard from a Cardinals fan at the game yesterday: When the Eagles kicked their first FG and... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: But seven is God's number -- and if God wants me to bet, I'm taking that as sign to go... 4 Responses | Other threads