Is it just me, or are there not actually any condoms in that parking lot?
Anyway, I will now transcribe this entire clip, because I think the words will look really funny when written out.
I'm Isiah Carey. Coming up, a condom here. Oops, stop—a condom there. A condom there. One more time, a condom there. Oh, look out, there's another condom. Aaand a condom there. Too many condoms in one parking lot.
Yep, that was funny.