You didn't think we'd ignore this all day, did you? The New York Post features a sports column today from the only person who knows less about the NBA than Peter Vescey: Anna Benson! The wife of overpaid Mets righthander Kris Benson penned the first of what will hopefully be millions of NY Post diary columns this morning. We can't do this next in the line of blatant appeal for publicity using mammaries and a keyboard (first time that's ever happened, actually) justice with something as impotent as a quip, so we're gonna just quote the best stuff.

—The luxury box offers more privacy, which I need thanks to my foul mouth.
—I'll give him a massage, but there's no fooling around tonight, not before a game. That's been Kris' rule since college. But after the game, he's ready to go.
—They happened to lose Friday, but all I had to do is take my clothes off and Kris felt all better. After I put on my prettiest teddy, he's stopped crying about losing a game.

You realize that if Anna and Kris ever break up, she'll be with Dennis Rodman within a month, right?

That's My Man! [New York Post]
Anna Benson [Official Site]

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