"Episode Two" of "Off-Mikes" — the visual interpretation of Mike Greenberg's and Mike Golic's morning show — has premiered on ESPN.com. As usual, it's just a bunch of ADD animation with a couple of buffoon figures doing slapstick. A legitimate question: Who in the world likes this crap? We don't usually like to be so blatant, but even if you like Mike and Mike — and we're fine with them, we guess — this adds nothing to the show and is more likely to make you hate everyone involved. (We imagine their wives, shaking their heads: "Men."