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Page 3: They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?

Honestly. Could someone please put ESPN's Page 3 out of its misery?

Total number of words spelled in the Scripps National Spelling Bee: 834
Total number of words published on Page 3 this week: 1,116.

So it was close.

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