What to watch in lieu of interaction with loved ones ...
· Marlins at Cardinals. New MLB rule: Following any home run, player must complete drug test before runs will count.
· Darts: World Championships. Men who spend most of their time in pubs will test their skill as ow! Hey, that wasn't funny!
· Athletics at Twins. Here's a drawing of tonight's game, played in an attractive stadium with a pleasant atmosphere. Sadly, it's as close at Twins fans are ever going to get.

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