What you missed while trapped in a Russian sub ...
· Tony Stewart: wins Indy Allstate 400. You: Can't even get parents to loan you the car.
· When Cardinals' David Eckstein (5-foot-7, 165) is hitting walkoff grand slams, you know steroids are out of control.
· The most interesting thing to happen in Finland, probably ever: Justin Gatlin wins Worlds 100 meters.
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