We know the plucky Midwesterners at The Sporting News are hip with blogs and stuff these days, but we still have to say we were a little surprised to see what appears to be a lesbian personal ad on the site's homepage. With full butt cuppage! Simmer down, you wild St. Louisans!

(Right now, everyone on this site above the age of 50 — both of them — is saying, "Why did The Sporting News get rid of the box scores in the back?" while the rest of us wonder how anyone ever survived on week-old box scores alone.)

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