About Last Night …

What You Missed While "Reorganizing Your Sock Drawer," If you Know What We Mean (Which We Don't)...
· Phillies tie for wild-card lead. Ryan Howard immediately organizes holdout.
· Padres storm to under .500 division lead. The pennant will be a white flag.
· Mourning Returns To Heat. Funny; we have a feeling that he still played for Toronto, he'd be floating in a pool sipping margaritas right now.