Stomach Stapling Browns Fans. There Is No God
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This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it [object Object] . OK, we know SI's Peter King is losing weight like mad and everything, so it's obviously on its mind. He still has a pretty amazing scoop in MMQB today:
Remember Big Dawg? The wide-bodied Cleveland Browns mascot with the flabby dog mask?
Got his stomach stapled. He's gone from a Bernese Mountain Dawg to, well, just about a greyhound. The Dawg weighed 539 at the time of the stapling, a year ago. He's down to 249. That's a 290-pound loss. He wants to get to 190.
When Cleveland Browns fans are getting stomach-stapling surgery, we're through the freaking looking glass here.
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