To combine reality and fantasy for a moment, ESPN analyst Larry Bowa has been named a Distinguished Little League Graduate award. In response, the ever-refined Larry Bowa responded through the great Yard Work:

Not that it s any of your g*ddamn business, but as of right now I m on vacation from this blog bullsh*t because you f*cking girlie b*tches with your way to go Larry! this and you rock! that make me wanna actually live in Connecticut with your sadsack insurance-buying b*tch*sses.

Yes, yes, Yard Work is a satirical site. But, deep down, we honestly think Bowa's actually writing his.

Larry Bowa to Receive Bill Shea Distinguished Little League Graduate Award [Little League]
Sweet Bleep [Yard Work]

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