Advantage: Navratilova

Legitimate belly laughs from our pals at Onion-esque satirical site SportsPickle this morning: Martina Navratilova Toting Around a Battery-Powered Maria Sharapova Bobblehead Doll. Best part:

"I m not sure where she got it, but Martina seems to have really taken quite a liking to it," said former player and current analyst John McEnroe. "Every time I see her with it she has a huge smile on her face."

We were going to make a joke here, but SportsPickle beat us to it: "Billie Jean King and Amelie Mauresmo have both offered more than $1,000 for a single battery-powered Sharapova bobblehead."

Martina Navratilova Toting Around a Battery-Powered Maria Sharapova Bobblehead Doll [SportsPickle]