What you missed while writing a musical based on the movie "Fargo" ...
• NFL: Patriots give Raiders the ol' Three Stooges eye poke.
• MLB: Pitcher Kyle Lohse takes a bat to Twins' locker room, providing yet another reason to dump the designated hitter.
• MLB: Coco Crisp home run helps Indians move into wild-card lead. We'll admit it, the sole reason for this item is to use the name Coco Crisp. We do that a lot.