• NASCAR hands out road rage fines, with option to go to traffic school. [Diecast Dude]
• Patriots' Belichick goes completely nuts and demands video cameras everywhere. [AP]
• Turns out soccer is boring — who knew? (Sorry.) Chelsea dragging down Premier League ticket sales. [Scotsman]
• He waited an entire year, he can wait a little longer: Hejduk to miss Avalanche opener. [Slasher Sports]