What to watch as all your friends are our rocking, and, sadly, you realize that you are not...
MLB: Orioles at Yankees. "Aaron Small, Big Stein is counting on you. Costanza! Where's my calzone?" [YES Network]
MLB: Red Sox at Devil Rays. Boston a half-game ahead of Yankees — time for Schilling to break out the bloody sock. [PAX]
WNBA Finals, Game 4: Connecticut at Sacramento. Hey, they're actually playing defense. You can't show that on TV. [ESPN2]