• Julian Peterson guarantees 49ers win over Cowboys. Of course, that's with the spread. [49ers News]
• The China Syndrome: Serena Williams blames knee injury for loss. [Pro Tennis Fan]
• It's official: Soccer fans are freaking insane. [CNN]
• Somewhere, the Indian from The Village People is crying: NCAA to ban Native American mascots at bowl games. [The Screaming Viking]
• Hornets to play 35 games in Oklahoma City. We're there. [Mises Economics Blog]
• Hey, look, Eagles fans: It's the SI Cover Jinx. Enjoy. [Philadelphia Will Do]
• ESPN is now giving us updates on the health of Lance Armstrong's dog. No kidding. [ESPN]