• Soccer news: The two greatest words in any language — free beer. [Reuters]
• Yard Work presents its list of media members they'd most want to give the business. Whew, Neyer's on there. [Yard Work]
• Panthers' Dr. Feelgood indicted. [Dave's Football Blog]
• Just as we suspected: Atlanta Braves fans are the dirtiest. [AP]
• New Mexico State to broadcast game in Navajo, confusing their smattering of German fans. [KOB TV]
• Dammit, we just unpacked! Saints must relocate yet again. [MSNBC]
• The NHL's rejected slogans. [Puck Update]