What to watch if and when your pit bull decides to relinquish the remote ...
• PGA: Valero Texas Open. Bart Bryant, we have come to topple you from your lofty pedastal. The thrill ride is over. Prepare to give up the Valero Texas Open trophy! [ESPN]
• MLB: Orioles at Yankees. Big Stein smells a division title! Hey, what's that other smell? Is Costanza here with my calzone? Find me Costanza! [YES Network]
• College FB: Air Force at Utah. Flyboys vs. Mormons. Sounds like our prom. But that's a whole other story. [ESPN]

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