What to watch while waiting for Acme to deliver the latest gadget to catch the roadrunner ...
• College FB: Cincinnati at Miami of Ohio. Why does the University of Miami have a branch in Ohio? Not sure. We don't even know why they have one in Florida. [ESPN2
• MLB: Yankees at Orioles. We kind of miss Palmeiro and his steroid-enhanced mustache. [YES Network]
• MLB: Blue Jays at Red Sox. Bronson Arroyo, it's all up to you, you lecherous, Mark Fidrych-looking hose-head. [ESPN]

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