To Watch Tonight …

What to watch as your family reminisces about that time you actually had dinner with them ...
• College FB: Air Force at Colorado State. How does one win at Washington, then lose at home against Wyoming? Oh, that's right — these players actually go to class. [ESPN]
• MLB: Yankees at Orioles. Yanks' Aaron Small (9-0), who obviously sold his body to Satan, gets the starting nod. [YES Network]
• PGA: Chrysler Classic of Greensboro: Slightly less exciting than driving an actual Chrysler. [USA]