One of our favorite ongoing gags at Out Sports is the running tab of homoerotic comments made by CBS analyst Phil Simms during his telecasts. Favorites from the past include "[Miami running back] Lamar Smith doesn't look like much in his underwear" and his constant references to Dan Marino as "a handsome man." Well, they tracked down another one today, about (of course) Patriots quarterback Tom Brady:
"Tom Brady, he s a handsome dude. He s also fearless and likes the action." The "action" he was describing was Brady running a quarterback sneak into a mass of man flesh.
Simms also goes into a detailed description of Chargers quarterback Drew Brees' pants. As Brick Tamland might say, Simms would like to invite you to the pants party.