Leftovers: Goodbye, Philadelphia!

• Phillies fire general manager Ed Wade and suddenly the team's fans are smiling, happy, pleasant people to be around. [Philadelphia Will Do
• The same dopey guy caught both Astros home run balls yesterday. Unfortunately, he was struck by lightning an hour later. (OK, fine, not really.) [FOREDEE]
• NHL players receive first paychecks in 16 months, but are docked 12 percent. Damn Canadian dollar. [ESPN]
• Deuce McAllister to miss rest of the season. Those Katrina victims just can't catch a freaking break. [SlasherSports]