• NC State basketball player Gavin Grant may be deported. And yet Yakov Smirnoff continues to thrive here. [SportzAssassin]
• Perlozzo loses interim tag, made permanent manager of Orioles. That'll teach him. [Beltway Sports Beat]
• Mike Krzyzewski to lead '08 Olympic team. We assume in basketball. [Fox Sports]
• High school coach resigns over pre-game prayer. God shrugs, continues watching "Saved By the Bell." [evolgen]