What to watch as you answer the door and contribute to the rising national rate of juvenile-onset diabetes ...
• MNF: Baltimore at Pittsburgh. Forget the rest of the league, these should be the only two NFL cities in America. [ABC]
• NHL: Montreal at New York Rangers. Let's welcome our Canadian cousins with a nice ... hey! Who threw that beer? [OLN]
• Figure Skating: 2005 ISU World Championships. Because you are secure enough in your manhood to root for Tanith Belbin and Ben Agosto. [ESPN]

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