• Angels eye 3-way for Manny Ramirez. We would advise against it. [6-4-2]
• Browns Reuben Droughens apologizes for DUI arrest. We accept. [Sunday Story]
• Benson on Baton Rouge: "I will not return!" Wow, dramatic. [Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer]
• Roland Martin retires from pro bass fishing. What does one do when one retires from fishing? Do more fishing? [Fishing Jones]