• Bill Murray offers GM job to Theo Epstein. Then he awakes the next morning and offers him the job again. Then again ... [Chowdaheads]
• Ali "may have only months to live." Please don't go and leave us with just Tyson and Larry Holmes ... [This Is London]
• Favre may not return if Packers fire Sherman. And we're thinking of quitting if they don't renew "Two and a Half Men." [The Catholic Packer Fan]
• Bill Callahan gets "public reprimand" for gesture at official. Is double-secret probation next? [LJ World]
• Red Auerbach takes verbal jab at Phil Jackson. Well, a real jab, while appropriate, probably would have killed him. [MSNBC]