• Every story is tagged with the "Insider" login, and the house ad for Insider says, "Subscribe To Insider And You'll Never Feel Mortal Pain Again. Plus: Blowjobs On Demand!"
• Skip Bayless' column, "I Think the Exact Opposite of You About Sports."
• A riff on Bill Simmons' apparent inability to write about sports.
• A terrifying fact-or-fiction between "Scott Stuart" and "Stephen A Smythe."
It's not quite at the level of Yard Work, but still well worth a read.
ESPN.com Mock Homepage [Cracked]