Ever wonder which celebrity is actually illiterate? Sure, we all have. But BetUS.com actually lays the odds and makes Mike Tyson (of course) the favorite at 2/1. It's all documented over at Oddjack, our sister site with the slight gambling problem (think Edward Norton in Rounders).
Among others on the list are Don King (4.5/1) and Paris Hilton (3.5/1), but other obvious choices are conspicuously absent. John Rocker, Marge Schott, anyone who ever played football at the University of Miami — we need odds on these folks. And Greg Gall, the Cincinnati fan who rushed the field to steal the ball from Brett Favre, he seems like a no-brainer. But that's just us.
Tyson Favored To Be Hooked On Phonics [Oddjack]