In case you thought Redskins running back Clinton Portis was becoming more sane as the weeks went by rather than less, you can relax. We proudly present his newest concoction: "Sheriff Gonna Getcha."
You can't tell from that picture, but he's wearing a Led Zeppelin T-shirt. How can you not love Clinton Portis? We mean, honestly.
Portis Continues His Casual Thursdays [NBC4]
Clinton Portis' Methodical Meltdown [Deadspin]