Clinton Portis Still Selling Crazy, Man

In case you thought Redskins running back Clinton Portis was becoming more sane as the weeks went by rather than less, you can relax. We proudly present his newest concoction: "Sheriff Gonna Getcha."

You can't tell from that picture, but he's wearing a Led Zeppelin T-shirt. How can you not love Clinton Portis? We mean, honestly.

Portis Continues His Casual Thursdays [NBC4]
Clinton Portis' Methodical Meltdown [Deadspin]