Rodman's Diligent Representation

Just to make sure we knew they weren't messing around when Dennis Rodman agent Darren Prince blasted us in hysterical fashion last week, the Rodman camp sent us another blistering missive over the weekend.

This one was from Steve Simon, Rodman's manager, and is pretty much solid proof that Rodman's is being represented by people we went to junior high with. Highlights include:

As Vice President of Prince Marketing Group and part of the management team of Mr. Rodman, I have to say that you coudln't possibly come off looking like a bigger tool. Even worse are the comments on the bottom of the page by degernerates who have nothing better to do between reruns of Charles in Charge that they feel the need to kiss your butt.

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P.S. I remember you at the appearance yesterday and Dennis told me at the time that he couldn't wait until you left because you didn't actually take care of the grooming part of your daily routine yesterday.

We are sorry about our lack of personal grooming; sometimes you get to watching so many "Charles in Charge" reruns that you lose track of time.

Honestly, we're starting to feel really bad for Rodman; we thought it was his fault that his "career" had been languishing so much. But now we're wondering with the right management team if he couldn't be hosting the Oscars.

Full email from Mr. Simon after the jump. To be fair, when we contacted Simon this morning to confirm the email was, in fact, from him, he was more measured and sedate, even reasonable. He even sent us that photo of Rodman and him. So that's nice. And he is better groomed than us, we'll give him that.

From: Steve Simon
To: tips@deadspin.com

Who the heck do you think you are? You are one of the losers who sits on the sidelines and pokes fun at others while never actually doing something on your own.

As Vice President of Prince Marketing Group and part of the management team of Mr. Rodman, I have to say that you coudln't possibly come off looking like a bigger tool. Even worse are the comments on the bottom of the page by degernerates who have nothing better to do between reruns of Charles in Charge that they feel the need to kiss your butt.

Mr. Rodman set the single game attendance record during his recent game in Finland, drew hoards of media during his lates book signing and sold thousands of books in the process, was just offered the highest salary for a reality-based program oversees and has one of the highest Q-ratings in the country. Pathetic? I think not.

By the way, what do I need to get a job with your miniscule website?
P.S. I remember you at the appearance yesterday and Dennis told me at the time that he couldn't wait until you left because you didn't actually take care of the grooming part of your daily routine yesterday.

Take care, loser.

Steven Simon
Prince Marketing Group
Vice President - Talent Representation

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