We don't mean to get too red-state, blue-stateish on you, but you wouldn't help but notice the lede stories on ESPN Outdoors' Web site today.

First up, "Deer Behaving Badly," an award-winning offshoot of the best-selling (and controversial) "Deer Gone Wild" series, in which many a doe would debase themselves for beads.

The next two are our favorites, though. You've got the self-explanatory headline, "How Young Is Too Young To Hunt: Debate Turns Into A Real Shooting Match," which sounds like a scene from a Get Rich Or Die Tryin' screening. And the best one: "Shot In The Dark: Blind Students Get A Shot At Deer Hunting." Next week, surely, it'll be "Shooting At Anything Orange: Why Skeet Shooting Is The Next Special Olympics Featured Sport."

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