Clinton Portis. Clinton Portis. Say It With Us Now.


If it's Friday, it must be time to check in on the weird shit Clinton Portis came up with yesterday. We've documented Portis' antics extensively, and he did not disappoint yesterday with his new character: "Dollah Bill." This character's a little less inspired than "Dr. 'I Don't Know'" and "Sheriff Gonna Getcha," but he's still got plenty to impress. He says he's "on a mission" to find the $20,000 Portis was fined for violating NFL clothing policy two weeks ago.

This, honestly, has become our favorite running subplot of the NFL season. Portis is turning into a different Scooby-Doo villain every week.

"Dollah Bill" To Sapp: Don't Expect Those Tickets [NBC4]
Clinton Portis Coverage [Deadspin]