What to watch as even you start to believe your own bullshit ...
• Boxing: Super middleweights, Chad Dawson vs. Ian Gardner; junior welterweights, Benjamin Flores vs. Daniel Jimenez, at New Haven, Conn. We're confused — prior to this we've never actually had a reason to watch Showtime. [Showtime]
• NBA: Orlando at Cleveland, Detroit at Houston. Who will lose first — Pistons or Colts? We've got a bill on the Colts. [ESPN]
• 2K Sports College Hoops Classic, at New York, Wake Forest vs. Texas Tech, Florida vs. Syracuse. Get out of those lameass zone defenses and play man-to-man as God intended! (May apply to Syracuse only). [ESPN2]
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