MLB.com Is Rocking Your Genitals Off

In one of those stories that are almost too much for our weak dispositions to handle, it appears that MLB.com has hooked up with its real world equivalent in hipness: Scott Stapp! The former Creed lead "singer" is doing an early sale of his new "album" exclusively on MLB.com. This is like learning that A.C. Green and Kurt Warner are actually really good friends.

It's all quite great. Stapp's album is called "The Great Divide," which we'll leave along for right now. MLB.com features Stapp playing an acoustical set at "MLB.com Studios," screaming incoherently while wearing a stocking cap and a T-shirt that says — and we're not shitting you here — "Music Is The Weapon Of The Future."

Just to reiterate for you:

NHL.com: Elisha Cuthbert.
NBA.com: Flea.
MLB.com: Scott Stapp.

And they said baseball fans were all dorks ...

Scott Stapp: "The Great Divide" [MLB.com]

(Big thanks to Gaslamp Ball for pointing this out to us.)