For those of you who haven't been paying attention to the gradual, meticulous mental breakdown of Clinton Portis, the Redskins running back has been dressing up as a new "character" — and, Method-like, staying in character during interviews — for each media conference every Thursday. (It is to Portis' credit that he's not only playing up the characters on his Web site, he — or more accurately, whatever poor sap he's paying three bucks an hour to update his site — is actually linking to our coverage of him.)
As we await this Thursday's Thanksgiving-themed fractioning of Portis' rapidly splintering superego, we ask you, kind reader: Which split personality of Portis' do you like the best? We present you the four candidates so far. (All photos from NBC-4, your source for all Clinton Portis costume news.) Careful: This is not like predicting who would win in a fight between Mark Cuban and Bill Simmons: In this contest, there are no wrong answers. Frankly, they're all winners. But you still gotta pick one. Polls will be open until 5 p.m. ET tomorrow. Enjoy.