What to watch as the dog takes itself for a walk ...
• College Basketball: Guardians Classic, semifinals, West Virginia vs. Texas, Kentucky vs. Iowa. You just know Steve Alford could step onto the court and hit from the outside at a higher percentage than any of his players. [ESPN2]
• College Basketball: Maui Invitational, first round, Arizona vs. Kansas, Arkansas vs. Connecticut. As mentioned earlier, it may be impossible to motivate anyone while wearing a Hawaiian shirt. [ESPN2]
• NFL: Monday Night Football, Minnesota at Green Bay. Whether on Lake Minnetonka or just in a hot tub, these are two fun franchises — just add water! [ABC]