What to watch as somewhere, another talking baby movie is being contemplated ...
• College Basketball: Maui Invitational, semifinals, at Lahaina, Hawaii. UConn vs. Arizona. Death struggle with Hawaiian shirts. [ESPN]
• College Football: Toledo at Bowling Green. A tempting matchup, but unfortunately you cannot attend because you have to bathe your cats. [ESPN2]
• PGA: Grand Slam of Golf, first round, at Koloa, Hawaii. Tiger called in sick yesterday with the flu, or more accurately: "Banana Mango." [TNT]

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