• White Sox keep Konerko, only have to pay him $66 million. [Exile In Wrigleyville]
• Bonds to play in World Baseball Classic. His own Web site is scooped once again. [Outside The Beltway]
• Army-Navy trophy-stealing hijinx. This is so 1950s, we just love it. [SportsBiz]
• Dad goes to the restroom during the game and doesn't return for an hour. [MSNBC]
• Lions demote Harrington. Also there are rumors they will go after Pete Carroll. Just keeping you up to date on Tim Allen's favorite team. [Detroit News]
• Another coach rammed by a bobsled. If we had a Euro for every time that's happened to us ... [SI.com]

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