• Eagles want part of Owens' bonus, advise him to act now or it may hurt his credit rating. [The DrewL Bucket]
• Carroll: Bush will turn pro only if he's No. 1 pick. 49ers: We'll win again only if the other team doesn't show up. [Oddsnark]
• Pro westling to introduce steroid testing. The tests will be conducted by fake doctors, of course. [Hartford Courant]
• I Didn't Promise You a Rose Garden: Longhorns already talking trash. [MSNBC]