What you missed while wrapping Christmas pres ... hey, where's the cat?
• Monday Night Football: Seahawks stomp Eagles 42-0. If this is parity, we'd like to see the alternative.
• NBA: Brand's 37 points lead first-place Clippers over Heat. Yes, we said "first-place Clippers." We know. Odd. Now let's move on.
• College Basketball: Hmm, it seems that the Texas Longhorns also have a terrific basketball team. Look out, Duke