Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
11 a.m. NFL with Chris Mortensen: Finally, a chance to ask Chris Mortensen a question! I've dreamed of this day. Ummm ... hmm. Yeah. ... Give me a minute. I'm sure something will come to me.
Noon. NBA with John Hollinger: I present to you my Slumber Effiency Rating (SER), in which I chart the number of times the average person dozes off while reading Pro Basketball Prospectus.
3 p.m. College FB with Beano Cook: Oh come on Beano, don't be like that. It's not a retirement home, it's a retirement community. Now come on and get in the car.