Hey, get over to the sofa. That TV isn't going to watch itself ...
• College Basketball: Notre Dame at Alabama. Irish's first-ever trip to Coleman Coliseum should at least be good for a few laughs. [ESPN]
• College Basketball: Penn at Duke; Saint Louis at North Carolina. What is a Billiken? Tar Heels will dismantle one and find out. [ESPN2]
• NBA: Miami at San Antonio. At ease, gentlemen. Shaq's not playing, apparently. [ESPN]