What you missed when raccoons locked you in the cellar ...
• College Basketball: UConn avoids repeat of last season's embarrassing upset (and by the way, you still owe us $20 on that one) by beating UMass 78-60.
• NHL: Dissension reigns as Flightless Sea Fowl lose sixth straight, 5-0 to Minnesota.
• NBA: Artest out, Pacers still win 111-87 over Wizards, as we continue to bring you the scores of games that TiVo refused to record.