To Watch Tonight

What to watch as, despondent over recent events, the curtains hang themselves ...
• NBA: Phoenix at Dallas; Houston at Golden State. We're not used to seeing the Warriors this far up in the standings — it's kind of disorienting. [ESPN]
• College Basketball: Stony Brook Seawolves at Hofstra Pride. It's Whiteout Wednesday at Hofstra Arena, as if you didn't know. Oh, what is a sea wolf, anyway? [Fox Sports New York]
• NHL: Washington Capitals at LA Kings. We're all drooling to see Pavol Demitra. [Comcast]