See that? That's how Johnny Damon's gonna look from now on: Shaved, shorn and in pinstripes. We, for one, are relieved; this greatly decreases the possibility of Fever Pitch 2.
As reported first by our boy Jon Heyman at Newsday last night, Damon is about to sign a four-year, $52 million deal with the Yankees. (We're not giving all this credit to Heyman just because he's the only one who originally gave us Matt Lawton credit — though that didn't hurt.)