We're just about done with these, promise.

The Gawker home office informs us that T-shirts are still on sale at The Gawker Shop. They're 20 bucks. They can't guarantee delivery by Christmas Day, but they should be by near the end of Hannakuh, if you're into that.

We always try to find a sports peg with these posts, so we'll go with this: These are less likely to get you beaten up on the playground than those Christian Throwback Jerseys. Well, somewhat, anyway.

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