Setting The 1 o'clock Table...

Pittsburgh @ Cleveland. Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger makes an emotional return to Ohio, where he was only good enough in high school to be runner up for the title of Mr. Football in 1999. So if you you see Ben running around the field screaming, "Where's your Bam Childress NOW, bitches?" you'll understand why.
San Diego @ Kansas City. This could be Dick Vermeil's penultimate game as head coach of the Chiefs, writes John Clayton. Crazy playoff implications also abound, and this is probably your game of the day.
Detroit @ New Orleans. Happy birthday, Jesus. Here, enjoy all the worst of humanity, stuffed conventiently into one location. I'd say it's about even money on us seeing Santa Claus with a "Fire Millen" sign before the day's over.