For some reason, our site has sponsors now. Yeah, we're as surprised as you. We thank our advertisers for their "support" and hope they don't mind that our first advertiser shout-out post is somewhat sheepish and apologetic. We'll do better next time, promise. (Though we just found out — the second we typed this, actually — that the ASPCA was one of our sponsors. That's awesome. We hope they didn't mind the Chad Johnson reindeer stuff.) If you want to be a part of this little parade of castigation, go here, we're told.

• Rockstar Games The Warriors
• Matador
• 2K Sports
• Kameo
• American Apparel
• ASPCA
• Mini